Hog-headed rambler,
Tusks held high and standing tall,
Feet look like boxes.
Day one, and the supernatural being to start things off is giant phantom pig-head (literally, I bet he's a nice fella really) Jimmy Squarefoot. Authoritative sources state that he's a peaceful wanderer who - depending on who you believe - may have ended up as a ghostly half-man-half-boar after being ridden by an angry stone-chucking giant or was himself the nasty stone-thrower who got his kicks lobbing rocks at his wife. Either way, Jimmy Squarefoot has the honour of being the first to be honoured in scribble and screwy haiku...
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